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16. Sits on your newspaper in the morning and carefully
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15. Used to sleep on top of TV, now monitors CNN 24 hours a day.
14. Notably absent from home during surprise feline invasion of
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13. When you enter the room, Snowball and the other members of
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12. Behind the couch you find a forged passport, plane tickets,
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11. What you thought was “heat” is actually a four-legged goose
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10. Well, “somebody” subscribed to alt.cats.world.domination.
 9. Autopsy of the last mouse left on your doormat reveals “tattoo”
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 8. Constantly petting that bald man he keeps on his lap.
 7. Kitty Chow spilled on the floor spells out “Drop the car keys
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 6. Then — dead mice in the kitchen. Now — dead third world
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 5. Judging from the kitchen, he seems to be working on some
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 4. Fluffy is now sleeping only 21 hours a day, down from 23.
 3. Has recently been acting somewhat… aloof.
 2. What your cat lacks in charisma and good looks, he makes
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and the Number 1 Sign Your Cat is Plotting World Domination…

 1. Somehow, you’re now subscribed to “Feline of Fortune” magazine.







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